THE BLOG COMETH!
Rejoice, oh huddled, filthy masses!
The glory that is CHEEKY/SINISTER has become electronic-al-ish at last!
No longer will heckling be restricted to pissed members of the audience at our illustrious gigs; now, at long last, you are free to take anonymous digital potshots at myself and other comedians involved in our intrepid enterprise.
For those of you who have no idea what I'm waffling on about, this blog was created as a way of keeping tabs of the fantabulous CHEEKY/SINISTER Comedy Night, currently hosted on the first Wednesday of every month in the Beercart Arms, Beercart Lane, Canterbury, Kent - in the United Kingdom, should you live overseas and wish to commute.
The night features acts I can't really afford telling jokes I don't really understand to an audience I'm frequently afraid of.
The event is the sick brainchild of Mr X - resident M.C. and bantering fool - and his warped chums Vicky the Spaff Queen and Ruth of the Sparrow Bones (who may be a terrorist), and is made possible by the amiable tolerance of Rory the Landlord with no nickname.
It is our hope that this blog will become a waystation for the loyal community of comedy fans the Landlord of the Beercart expects us to build over the coming months (lest we be chucked out on our arse), as well as being a place where you can find up to date info on who is performing and on what dats. You can also use comments to fire criticism bullets through our eager-to-please-brains after individual shows... Or you could say nice things... Though as I understand it, that isn't the sort of thing the internet is for.
So, let's get to it...
The next CHEEKY/SINISTER Stand-up Comedy Night is on the 5th of April, and the acts who've made mewling, half-hearted promises of attendance are:
-Ross Ashcroft, returning after a barnstorming set last month
-Joey Obvious, a Cheeky virgin eager to be deflowered before your very eyes
-Laura Nunn, taking a break from fighting zombies in Gateshead to flash you a bit of funny
-Danny Dawes, who is threatening to drug me so he can compere
-Dom Horner, a man who knows how to deal with Robbie Williams and will be storming his stronghold in the near future.
-Hils Barker, our bee-yoo-tiful headliner, contributor to two series of Radio 9 on Radio 4 (confusing, huh?), The Late Edition on BBC 4, The Comic Side of Seven Days on BBC 3, and currently working on many top secret things for TV and stage which she won't tell me about... even when I promise her bourbon biscuits.
There will be other comedians performing as well, to be confirmed as soon as I've made them pinky-swear that they're gonna show up... so watch this blog for more details.
Until the next time, may you suckle on the teet that giveth everlasting spaff.
The glory that is CHEEKY/SINISTER has become electronic-al-ish at last!
No longer will heckling be restricted to pissed members of the audience at our illustrious gigs; now, at long last, you are free to take anonymous digital potshots at myself and other comedians involved in our intrepid enterprise.
For those of you who have no idea what I'm waffling on about, this blog was created as a way of keeping tabs of the fantabulous CHEEKY/SINISTER Comedy Night, currently hosted on the first Wednesday of every month in the Beercart Arms, Beercart Lane, Canterbury, Kent - in the United Kingdom, should you live overseas and wish to commute.
The night features acts I can't really afford telling jokes I don't really understand to an audience I'm frequently afraid of.
The event is the sick brainchild of Mr X - resident M.C. and bantering fool - and his warped chums Vicky the Spaff Queen and Ruth of the Sparrow Bones (who may be a terrorist), and is made possible by the amiable tolerance of Rory the Landlord with no nickname.
It is our hope that this blog will become a waystation for the loyal community of comedy fans the Landlord of the Beercart expects us to build over the coming months (lest we be chucked out on our arse), as well as being a place where you can find up to date info on who is performing and on what dats. You can also use comments to fire criticism bullets through our eager-to-please-brains after individual shows... Or you could say nice things... Though as I understand it, that isn't the sort of thing the internet is for.
So, let's get to it...
The next CHEEKY/SINISTER Stand-up Comedy Night is on the 5th of April, and the acts who've made mewling, half-hearted promises of attendance are:
-Ross Ashcroft, returning after a barnstorming set last month
-Joey Obvious, a Cheeky virgin eager to be deflowered before your very eyes
-Laura Nunn, taking a break from fighting zombies in Gateshead to flash you a bit of funny
-Danny Dawes, who is threatening to drug me so he can compere
-Dom Horner, a man who knows how to deal with Robbie Williams and will be storming his stronghold in the near future.
-Hils Barker, our bee-yoo-tiful headliner, contributor to two series of Radio 9 on Radio 4 (confusing, huh?), The Late Edition on BBC 4, The Comic Side of Seven Days on BBC 3, and currently working on many top secret things for TV and stage which she won't tell me about... even when I promise her bourbon biscuits.
There will be other comedians performing as well, to be confirmed as soon as I've made them pinky-swear that they're gonna show up... so watch this blog for more details.
Until the next time, may you suckle on the teet that giveth everlasting spaff.
posted by The Sinister Fairy at 4:42 PM
4 Comments:
Nuff Respec bruv
Fuck off and die you illiterate, Chav-spaffing monkey-humper! I hope your children see your blood shed by Torquemada live on the National Lottery! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
And learn to spell!
You have a lot of rage, don't you?
The 'Fairy' is just pissed off 'coz I still haven't given her back her Coldcuts CD.
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